Redside Ron

a male fisherman found in the pacific northwest. generally around 6 feet tall and primarily of a h-m-s-xual nature. most redsides prefer to use flyfishing techniques, and can be identified by their much smaller-than-average sized p-n-s. redsides can be very aggresive and may snort or snarl if an intruder enters his fishing/breeding ground. do not try to catch or even approach a redside in action as the breed may be nearly extinct and the rath of the redside could be life threatening.
the last living redside was spotted near central oregon in february, 2010. the witness was found dead within a week.
“what’s that big animal with a fish on the line?”

“looks like a redside ron, let’s get back into the boat!”

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