Redwood
an empowering term for the “little people” (i.e. midgets) of this world. started in portland, oregon, but was soon sweeping the nation. redwoods everywhere are rejoicing about this new term.
anna: look at that midget -laughs wildly-
christina: you bag of -ss that’s really rude. we all know the correct term is redwood.
anna: you’re right.. what was i thinking?! look at that redwood!
-both laugh wildly-
taylor: thanks for using correct terminology to describe my small stature.
-all embrace-
having a rock hard p-n-s that is so large it resembles a enormous tree. the opposite of balsa
boy a: “hey redwood”
boy b: “what’s up balsa”
when someones dong is red like the devils dic-
the reason why that girl doesn’t like him is because she saw his “red wood.”
a tall, beautiful, stunning woman that has a foul-smelling v-g-n-. (this definition is derived from characteristics of actual redwood trees–they collect rainwater and are essentially foul and rotten on the inside)
q: “did you take home that tall, smoking hot model last night?” a: “yes, i did but she was a redwood….her p-ssy was very stinky… smelled like hot garbage
when a red headed ginger walks around with a tent pitched in his pants 24/7
check out that redwood
having a p-n-s that is stastically bigger than 99.3% of all men.
man that redwood is gigantic.
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