Reeaz
a stupid boy who when excited, tends to “p-ss on their” girlfriend. cheating, lying and a miserable c-ck are tendencies of the reeaz species. also known as sperm duct or spee. reeaz’s often resemble a mix between shrek and donkey resulting in shronkey! reeaz’s used to be fun but spending your time with a reeaz nowadays is like drowning yourself in a p-ss stinking ocean of fire.
phone conversation:
(margaret has been in all day, her phone rings. it is reeaz)
reeaz: hey beeeatch, guess what i did today!
margaret: what? (margaret doesn’t give a sh-t)
reeaz: oh, i just smoked sheisha with a bunch of slags, it was good!!
(margaret, violently begins to jab a large cuticle remover into the screen of her phone)
reeaz: what is that noise?
margaret: ohh…erm… it’s my radiator.
reeaz: what’s wrong with it?
margaret: ermm…it’s broken?
(margaret begins to p-ss herself laughing)
reeaz: kaay, i’m gone yeah.
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