Reece Mastin


the incredibly attractiveness of a 17 year old male who was the winner of x-factor australia 2011. from the very moment he graced the stage wearing #21094 & opened his mouth with the words “baby it don’t matter” he captured the hearts of over 95,000 screaming girls (& the occasional boy) across aus, with his gap-toothed smile, charm, great body, dimples, & all round high level of attractiveness. with his audition getting comments from guy sebastian saying “one day i’m going to tell my children that i said yes to you” it was obvious he was a shoe-in to win the compet-tion. he’s a cheeky, english-born average teenage boy, with “general bloke pleasures”, smelly feet & the dream of owning a kombi van who’s never read a book in his life. his dream came true thanks to his bestfriends ‘the s-xy six’ & the incredible support of the mastin family consisting of his amazing parents deb & darren & his 3 beautiful sisters: olivia (liv), georgina & philippa mastin. his fanbase ‘lil rockers’ have spent countless hours voting for him week after week, camping out to see him live, buying his alb-m & even to get a chance to meet him. they’ve allowed him to live his dream of being a “rock & roll legend”, selling out his entire aus tour & getting his winners single “goodnight” to be named as sony music aust.’s fastest selling digital single ever & being certified 4 times platinum for selling 280,000 digital copies. every woman’s s-xual fantasy & the true definition of perfect! ♥
reece mastin, will you have my children?

on a scale from 1-reece mastin, how hot is he?

reece mastin; get in my bed!

oh, you’re reece mastin? excuse me while i take my clothes off!

dumping your boyfriend because he’s not reece mastin

hey reece mastin, shut up and kiss me? 😉

if reece mastin was on my bedroom floor with the lights out, i’d sure as h-ll do more the kiss the boy, i can tell you that!

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