Reed College


reed college, in the pacific northwest, is known primarily for turning out f-ckin’ reedies!
f-ckin’ reedies is a derogatory term co-opted by reedies and used as a welcome.
a small, liberal-arts college in oregon, that is meant for kids

“who love learning for learning’s sake.” some people will label them as “nerds” today, as they study hard and have no varsity athletics. however, they are the leaders of the future. they are all incredibly intelligent and quirky. they are the leaders of tomorrow. big jocks who hate academics stay away, for you will never understand what it takes to be a “reedie.”
that kid got a 35 on his act? no wonder he’s going to reed college.

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