Reed
someone who makes grand promises but fails to keep them. someone you want to believe in but fails you. he is generally found hanging out with anybody and everybody because he doesn’t know who he is. he takes up offers and falls through. reed’s are not to be trusted. they break hearts and tell lies.
don’t trust him he is as two-faced as a reed.
if you get married make sure your spouse isn’t a reed.
to be a manly, s-xy male that works hard and looks good while doing it. he is strongheaded and tells it like it is. when reed knows what he wants he goes after it. very respectful and melts to the most important women in his life. he stands up for himself and for the people he loves. all around a great guy to have around.
mess with reed and he’ll mess you up!
amazing guy with clark kent (superman) good looks. reeds are very respectful to women, and always take care of the people they love. when reeds fall in love, they give their hearts completely away to the girl that was lucky enough to catch their eye. reeds never pressure their significant other into anything, and always take the time to tell her how much he loves her and how great she makes him feel. being extremely attractive, sensitive, and different from all other guys, reeds have their pick of girls, but they only need the love of one.
do you see that hot guy over there? he’s totally a reed.
i’m so lucky to have reed <3 a synonym for jesus. studly black jesus, not that cr-ppy, whitewashed jesus you see in the p-ssion. have you accepted reed christ as your savior? reed christ had dreads, so shake em. i aint got none but i'm plannin on growin some. reed is a s-xy outgoing strong name. that everyone wants to name their kids. it is the 4th top name for babies in 1996. reed is one mother f-cking s-xy beast. "oh look at her...she is one fine girl" "oh yes she is." "shes like a reed" short for the rideau centre, the best mall in ottawa. common hangout spot for high school students after school julia: hey rayna, are you going to reeds after school today? rayna: yeah, i want to do some shopping a device used to play woodwind instruments, but more commonly known as a device to teach you how to give great oral s-x (a.k.a. bl-wj-bs). person 1: oh my god, this bl-wj-b is amazing person 2: thanks, i learned from reeds. one who fondles and s-xually interacts with turtles. oh yeah, i heard he has being a reed. ←
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