Reese’s Pieces
the practice of placing one’s p-n-s in another person’s -n-s then slowly pulling out, resulting in the acc-mulation of feces just under and around the tip of the p-n-s. after which the previously -n-led person eats around the edges of the p-n-s, emulating the normal technique for eating a reese’s peanut b-tter cup
girly: my boyfriend and i are looking for a threesome tonight. you dtf kirill?
kirill: h-ll yeah…i would def share that nut with you!
girly: great! tonight im finally gonna try munchin on his reese’s bits…got any advice?
kirill: there’s no wrong way to eat a reese’s pieces!
e.t. bait
don’t eat the reeses’ pieces!
the practice of placing one’s p-n-s in another person’s -n-s then slowly pulling out, resulting in the acc-mulation of feces just under and around the tip of the p-n-s. after which the previously -n-led person eats around the edges of the p-n-s, emulating the normal technique for eating a reese’s peanut b-tter cup
molly: my boyfriend and i are looking for a threesome tonight. you dtf?
kirill: h-ll yeah…i would def share that nut with you!
molly: great! tonight im finally gonna try munchin on his reese’s bits…got any advice?
kirill: there’s no wrong way to eat a reeses pieces!
an eminem wanna-be, anyone who affliates themselves with (any letter)-unit. e.g. most of the american youth i have the misery of being a part of.
stupid kid: “i roll wid bloodz/cripz g unit and all that shizz, no (intentionally misspelled) what i’m sayin dawg??”
me: “shut the f-ck up you little reeses pieces, and bag my grocaries.”
stupid kid: “yes sir, sorry.”
when a man sticks his p-n-s in a jar of skippy’screamy peanut b-tter and inserts his p-n-s into a women’s -sshole, after climax the man removes his p-n-s and the j-zz mixed with peanut b-tter slides down the womens leg. the man then licks it all up.
“d-mn dude you reeses pieces that hoe”
“i gave her the reeses pieces”
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