reet squeet
adjective
“reet squeet”, or in shorter terms, “squeet”,is a politer way to calm someone a r-t-rd. however, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. insert reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. it can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. in all forms, “reet squeet” is always used in a joking manner.
1. john failed the easiest test that everyone else got an “a” on? dude, what a reet squeet.
2. tim forgot his address, he’s such a squeet.
3. my phone is broken and won’t charge anymore. f-cking squeet phone…
4. yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you always forget.
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