Refreshments will be served in the mezzanine.
possibly the coolest phrase one could possibly force out of their mouth. it can quickly transform a run-of-the-mill conversation in to a highly sophisticated exchange of highly sophisticated words.
johnny: dude.
jack: duuude.
johnny: i’m f-cking bored outta my skull.
jack: yup.
johnny: yup.
pa system: refreshments will be served in the mezzanine.
jack: let’s get cracking, old chap, we may yet be in time for the opera.
johnny: top hole! allow me to consult my stock broker briefly. i’ll be along momentarily.
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