Regis University


everyone i’ve ever met that went to regis university is an alcholic and a latent h-m-s-xual.
jane: boy, that john can’t eat puss to save his life.

athena: of course he can’t, he went to f’n regis university!!!
regis is located off federal blvd. in denver, colorado. if anyone knows about federal blvd. is that it’s the home of d-mn mexicains!!! they are all over the place. walking off campus at night is asking to be shot in the k-mart parking lot! there’s nothing good about regis… it’s a small f-cking university with so much d-mn drama. go badgers!!! “we go to regis!” is my favorite quote to live by!
why do you wana transfer? “we go to regis!”

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