regretflix
a netflix movie that you forgot was in your queue and wish you hadn’t ordered. can be used to describe the movie or that let-down feeling you get when you open the netflix envelope. a regretflix often sits in your house for weeks because you don’t want to watch it, but feel guilty returning it without watching it. you can’t get a better movie until you return it though, making the pang of regretflix even more agonizing.
i got a regretflix in the mail today. dude, “i know who killed me?” what was i thinking?
i’m feeling regretflix for ordering “the constant gardener” (insert other serious movie you think you should watch but don’t really want to…)
“i now pr-nounce you chuck and larry” is totally a potential regretflix, but i’m putting it in my queue anyway.
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