regurgina
a v-g-n- so rancid that whoever chances upon its odor can’t help but lubricate it with the strawberry chicken salad they had for lunch.
boy 1: “man, i’m so glad i’m still a virgin
boy 2: “what? i saw you enter your house with jessica last night!”
boy 1: “you don’t understand man, she had a regurgina…”
boy 2: “how bad?”
boy 1: “it gave me bulimia”
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