1. m-st-rb-t- in a lazy, relaxing way with or without -j-c-l-t–n. the verb to rejax was coined as a combination of the verbs to relax (from the ancient greek ‘to become less stiff’) and to -j-c-l-t- (from the latin ‘to become more stiff’), which, though diametrically opposed and diameter-ally challenged, come together to, well, come (or not come–that may be the question.) rejaxing is often performed in an attempt to woo oneself with slower, more languorous movements in self-pleasuring, particularly to ease stress from and minor physical tension due to hazardous work, imminently torpedoed relationships, and financial difficulties caused by divorce. the verb to rejax was first described in elsa downing’s erotic novel “lawyer by day, lover by night” as the main protagonist, successful criminal defense lawyer dirk travels, contemplates becoming reacquainted with his left hand during a business trip to las vegas.
from the novel “lawyer by day, lover by night”: after an afternoon of writing glib memorandums and filing bond motions for second-rate criminals, dirk made himself a gin tonic, sat in his favorite microsuede armchair, and began to rejax to the soothing sounds of his josh groban pandora station.
- jeezy widers
using pages from the bible to roll a joint or blunt thanks for sending me the bible. thanks for the jeezy widers while i was on the inside.
- midnight wack
the action in which one partakes at midnight where he or she m-st-rb-t-s to a variety of p-rn in order to achieve an -rg-sm which will in return help them sleep. edward: bro i can’t sleep ! i think i have insomnia! nate: d-mn bro , have you tried the midnight wack? that usually helps […]
one s-xy beast that’s one s-xy bordadio
to be s-xually confused with your self dan was feeling fropled and confused
- the sprinkles
p-ssionate yet slightly uncomfortable cuddling, typically performed by two men, however the sprinkles are completely platonic. the sprinkler is the one who initiates the sprinkles while the sprinkled receives said sprinkles. even though both guys are straight, joseph gave vincent the sprinkles at nap time and it was good.