Rejigged the numbers
to readjust figures to suit ones business
alan: listen rose ive rejigged the numbers and im sorry but your fired.
rose: what do mean
alan: i was looking at the figures for the business and that f-cking bullsh-t pet therapy idea would have royaly f-cked the business, were already f-cked enough as it is. so i rejigged the numbers and your gone
rose: (crying)
alan: dont give me that sh-t, get the f-ck out of my office and go see some nursing homes on your way home, and dont f-cking come back!
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