Reklats


reklats as the name suggests a backward stalker.

someone who tries too hard to be clever as a forum bully or stalker but usually fails monumentally, then back pedals furiously which only makes them look like a bigger tw-t.

will only post in other peoples threads as they lack the ability of creativity and cannot have original ideas of their own (probably from birth or bad accident maybe trauma by sharting next to someone they wanted a relation with.)

as a loner and unliked by many, their only out source of enjoyment is to try and belittle other people in online forums as in real life they tend to get picked on – even by the old and infirm so they dont venture outside much.

accordingly, all the phrases they use are stolen from films, books or other peoples posts, then they try and palm them off as theirs.

often -ssocitaed with a f-cktard, w-nker, catalaw and tw-t.

rumoured to be similar to a shart with the addition of p-ssing themselves at the same time, as in they loose all bodily control meeting the opposite s-x.
1. i see my post has been hijacked by a reklats, what a catalaw.
2. f-ck me he is such a dumb idiot his mum and dad must be brother and sister to produce such a reklats, no wonder why they have platform shoes, its to stop their knuckles scr-ping the ground.
3. look over there, that sad tw-t all by himself why are they alone ? well if he wasnt such a reklats he’d have a real friend or two.
leet stalker online.
some one who knows how to taunt with people and stalk them on online games.
he was like a reklats he kept taunting me but i couldn’t find him!

ex: following someone in halo while you taunt them with out them knowing where you are.
reklats as the name suggests a backward stalker.

someone who tries too hard to be clever as a forum bully or stalker but usually fails monumentally, then back pedals furiously which only makes them look like a bigger tw-t.

will only post in other peoples threads as they lack the ability of creativity and cannot have original ideas of their own (probably from birth or bad accident maybe trauma by sharting next to someone they wanted a relation with.)

as a loner and unliked by many, their only out source of enjoyment is to try and belittle other people in online forums as in real life they tend to get picked on – even by the old and infirm so they dont venture outside much.

accordingly, all the phrases they use are stolen from films, books or other peoples posts, then they try and palm them off as theirs.

rumoured to be similar to a shart with the addition of p-ssing themselves at the same time, as in they loose all bodily control meeting the opposite s-x.
1. i see my post has been hijacked by a reklats, what a catalaw.
2. f-ck me he is such a dumb idiot his mum and dad must be brother and sister to produce such a reklats, no wonder why they have platform shoes, its to stop their knuckles scr-ping the ground.
3. look over there, that sad tw-t all by himself why are they alone ? well if he wasnt such a reklats he’d have a real friend or two.

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