a conjunction of r-t-rd & rekt placed into one word. this word can be used towards a player who reckons he’s got really good skills or reckons he’s the best player there in a game but really doesn’t and ends up being defeated, humiliated instead or just lack skill can also be used in person too to people who think they rekt you but somehow didn’t just then, in the long run or, again, just lack skill.
player 1: stoner boogaloo “bring it on”
player 2: jerkin’ weezy “okay”
player 2 jerkin’ weezy “oooooh get rekt”
player 1: stoner boogaloo “i was nohere infront of you, you rektard”
- crusty nugget
unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film wtf man? i don’t want to see your crusty nugget. i wouldn’t touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole. as soon as i wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, i was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
a word accidentally used when speaking to an officer of the law while intoxicated. officer: sir, have you been drinking tonight? driver: no offisner, i only had ten shots of vodka.
- bad tipper
someone acting like they put a few quarters in the tip jar when they really just dropped in 2 pennies also people who don’t tip because it is “optional” and have no guilt afterward friend 1: yo, should i pay a tip? friend 2: nah, they’re optional friend 1: screw it i’m not being a […]
- extreme russian roulette
a game in which 7 out of 8 chambers are loaded in a russian manner. the contestant must blind fold their self and hopscotch backwards whilst holding a gun to his or her head and pulling the trigger one time after completing the hopscotch. if the contestant survives, they may then shoot the contender. if […]
- hip hop tourettes
when you inadvertently spout flow throughout the day pertaining to random situations. mom “hi honey, how’s school?” daughter “i been a terror since the public school error. bathroom p-sses, cuttin’ cl-sses, squeezin’ -sses. ” daughter has hip hop tourettes