Relapsturbation


a whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your d-ck and blame shifting..
he was in full stroke relapsturbation saying “dude i was relapsed when i stold your car ran over your sister, then f-cked your 3 year old……im not responsible.. i was relapsed…. i need rehab”

then i clubbed the troll like a harp seal…..

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