relatio
the word that describes the likelihood of a relationship occurring in the place in question, based mostly on the girl:boy ratios found in university prospecti. to be used in a statistical sense, as a piece of evidence for an argument for example.
will: “yeh, the university of east anglia is alright, the teaching isn’t perfect, but you can’t argue with the relatio; let’s just say i’m constantly wearing my wellies” (because he is knee deep in clunge, see ‘the inbetweeners’)
a relationship that is based on physical pleasuring (for the guy), convenience (for the guy) and the female’s misapprehension that the more she pleases her would-be fella, the more likely he is to like her. it never works out this way. by the time lock-jaw has settled in for the 30th time, the l-ss is starting to realize she never sees her man a. in daylight b. sober and c. from the belly-b-tton up.
friend: so how’s your lady?
guy: who?
friend: aren’t you talking to that brunette chick i saw you with the other night?
guy: oh no, that’s just a relatio.
friend: umm okay.
guy: yeah, she’s a real pro- never forgets to mind the stepchildren, if you dig- so i’m having a tough time turning it down.
friend: what are you gonna do?
guy: get drunk and see if she’ll pick me up at the bar at 3:30 a.m. despite the fact she has to be at her niece’s christening at 9 a.m. and then ignore her for 7 days and wonder if it’d be cool if i call her hotter friend.
friend: my hat is off to you. that is certainly a relatio.
(ruh-ley-shee-oh) – noun
the non-s-xual bonding time spent with one’s significant other; used to further develop the friendship aspect of the romantic relationship; often involves quiet conversation, hand holding and laughter.
last night, ashley and hugh enjoyed relatio on the couch while watching the romantic comedy someone like you.
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