relation-shit

a relationship gone terribly wrong.
my relationship turned into a relation-sh-t after i forgot our anniversary.
a)one person in the failed relationship doesnt want to be there.
b) both people in the failed relationship don’t want to be there
c) one or both of the relation-ers want to decapitate the other member of the relationship.

thus, it becomes a relationsh-t.
often occurs when a significant other steals/lies/cheats/becomes clingier than plastic wrap or you just start to hate them.
heather: how’s your relationship with tyler?
rebecca: i hate the way he breathes. i hate the way he eats. i hate the sound he makes when he watches football. i want to hit him with a car the majority of the time i see him.
heather: you got yourself a relationsh-t.
a relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.
i’m stuck in a cr-ppy relationsh-t with jenny.
what most couples have or what most “happy relationships” will turn into. a whole lotta b.s. of pain and suffering yet for some odd reason you can’t walk away from…
“sometimes you meet somebody and you have what is known as a relationship and things can go great. if things go great you have a great relationship. sometimes it doesn’t go so great and i call that a relationsh-t!”

-dane cook
a relationship that has gone bad, probably just about to finish; aggrevating, painful and irritating for both partic-p-nts.
“how long have you been going out now? six months?”
“yeah, but man, it’s turned into a relationsh-t…”

“can i have your number?”
“look, i dunno…i like you, but i’m in a relationsh-t….ah, screw it. you’re hot.”
when your in a relationship that sucks.
i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationsh-t.
relationsh-t: what you’re usually up to your neck in when your girlfriend says, “we have to talk…”
also, the stressful aspects of being in a relationship with someone; the part of the relationship before it ends acrimoniously; pretending you like a woman so you can have s-x with her.
that woman was so high maintenance; i never had to deal with so much relationsh-t before in my life.” or, “after karen caught me flirting with suzie, i was in relationsh-t up to my eyebrows!