relationship-absence syndrome


relationship-absence syndrome (also known as ras)

1. instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.

2. instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single
person a: “dude, everyone else is going out on dates.”

person b: “it’s relationship-absence syndrome, man. get over it.”

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person a: “no one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!”

person b: “everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome…”

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