relationship monkey


someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn’t let go of the branch until it’s grabbed the next one.
i’m a relationship monkey as i don’t like being on my own although i pretend i’m fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly i’m not.

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