relationship nazi

commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, “relationship n-z-s”. everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious “plastic happiness”. common characteristics of a relationship n-z- couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word “relationship” in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the “mysp-ce era”. other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of compet-tive-“suburbatory” behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship n-z-s, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. do they tout “bros before hoes” rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? do they have a deep disdain for the opposite s-x for being jerks/players?
where’s zeik?
too good for his real friends.
ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
yea you know, typical relationship n-z- stuff.