relationship zoned
the opposite of friend zone. the act of making a person you really like your girlfriend or boyfriend even when they just want to be friends. so you tell everyone you two are dating.
boy: don’t kiss me you know we are just friends.
girl: i relationship zoned you and that’s the end of it. now let me kiss you and buy me things.
lunch out now become dinners and movies. and you begin to have forced s-xual intercourse.
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