Relationshop
when two people have a relationship just to maintain a business or when one of them fakes having feelings for the other just for the sake of saving their business.
a man thinking to himself: ” my business is about to collapse, i should come up w something… ‘ eureka!’ i will approach my dumb female business partner.”
man: hey lets hang out?
dumb woman: sure! ( in a happy go lucky fashion)
man: you know, i always thought you are quite interesting and beautiful… i like you a lot. would you like us to get to know eachother well? lets have dinner tonight.
dumb woman: i actually like you too, ok!
(then they end up sleeping and in the following days become a “couple” woman constantly keeps taking pics w her arm wrapped around him head tilted on his cheek.)
(another girl that was ditched by the cowardice relationshop guy) : wow, what a pathetic relationshoper of a guy he is.
one who devotes time shopping for relationship- fling, casual s-x, non-committal-come-and-go type of acquaintance. never to stay with one person, shop till he/she drop.
i am in a mood for relationshop, everyone is welcome. drop me a line if you are game.
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