relative futility


as it pertains to economic “law of diminishing returns”, and maslow
relative futility is the measure of f-cks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
this is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = less than zero
the relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so i save 10 bucks if i p-ss on that useless venture!
karmic return = finding 8$ stng collector’s set “dixon hill” and “gloria”
at nerd shop down the street = “so much win”

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