relatives


people who are related to you, whether you like it or not.
i hate most of my dad’s relatives. they’re so mean to me.
hairy , old people who smell and try to kiss you when ever they come in town. and your parents force u to be nice to tehm and let their gross -sses sleep in your bed
my relative smell like sh-t
people whose exsistance you tend to deny in a social gathering.
“are those your relatives?”
“nope.”
a way of saying cousin without actually saying it. so if your a blood, and you don’t want to say cousin or cuz, you say relative.
whats goin’ on relative?
n. relatives are people of your family. usually annoying as h-ll and trying to be a cheapskate by staying over awhile. also steals food from you.
the f—— relatives are coming over…quick, hide the food!
parasites that live in your house that no matter how much poison you put in the pot roast they still wont die.
why are your relatives cr-pping themselves?
1. people you’re forced to live with, to love, and to respect,although more than half the time you dispise and wish would die a slow painful death
2. people you love to hate
my relatives are comming over, would u mind sticking flaming bamboo chutes up my fingernails and skinning me alive so i dont have to be with them?

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