relax wipe
when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the -n-s. this m-ssaging relaxes the r-ct-m, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
mike: f-ck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last sh-t
hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it’ll just shoot out.
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