relax yourself


very similar to calm yourself, it’s what you say to someone who’s acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.

for maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
paris: you borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? i’ll claw your eyeb-lls out, you thieving sk-nk!

lindsay: listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. i’ll wash ’em before i return ’em. relax yourself.

Read Also:

  • Fwosh

    the traingle of fat between a larger ladies front bottom and bulging belly look at the fwosh on that fatty

  • Luxuary Piss

    when you only need a p-ss but you just sit on the toilet anyway because its relaxing and nice. where you going? i’m going for a luxuary p-ss.

  • Lynchburg Lemonade

    a double shot of jack daniels, a shot of orange liquer (triple sec) topped off with sours mix and lemonade. i got waaasted off my t-ts on lynchburg lemonades last night! when two people are 69ing and one of the 69ers pees in the other persons mouth. i was 69ing this chick and i gave […]

  • fabuliso

    sumthing extreamly good. meaning fantasic but better! omg, i got an a++ on my maths test! fabuliso!!

  • Motorcycle-Fakeout

    a realization that after becoming committed to a parking spot and turning into it, you then see that there is a motorcycle not so much parked, but tucked away at the very front of the parking spot. prohibiting you from using the parking spot. oh yeah, look at this great parking spot that i’m about […]


Disclaimer: relax yourself definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.