relaxerbation


a slow nonvigorous variant of masturbation. not ostensibly for the use of achieving -rg-sm, however if achieved can enhance the effect of relaxation.
kim decided to enjoy a shower and a session of relaxerbation to ease the tension of a long, hard day at work.

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