Releasing The Stub
the process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one’s legs just so, so that one’s flacid p-n-s effortlessly dangles from the bottom of one’s shorts, all the while entertaining one’s high school aged son’s friends after dinner. naturally, one of the friends catches a glimpse, and proclaims yo sr. to have been “releasing the stub.” not to be overused.
{in a hysterical laughter at an after-party} “well, you never release the stub raag. it ain’t genetical.”
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