far more absurd than ridiculous, and more outlandish than redonkulous
you voted for obama? you are relicmyd-ckulous
- rim my jim
the act of using ones tongue to create circular patterns upon the base of the shaft of a p-n-s chris: “hey can you rim my jim?” random person: “please leave me alone”
- rocky b*tch
when one is far too salty to be considered a salty b-tch. those girls from dataart are such rocky b-tches. when one is far too salty to be cl-ssed as a salty b-tch. those girls from dataart are such rocky b-tches.
- root ring
1. a thick, meaty band of skin around the base of a circ-mcised male’s penile bell end. 2. a c-ck ring, constriction band or other ring pleasure device used to engorge and stimulate the male p-n-s. sandy prefers circ-mcised men but always enjoys finding a male with a meaty root ring around the head. roger […]
- rusty churro
a sand covered p-n-s following -n-l s-x on the beach. it was an amazing night on the beach with the exception of putting his shorts on over a rusty churro.
seatox is a word used by fisherman who don’t drink alcohol for days on end whilst out at sea. sea derived from an old dutch word ‘zee’ meaning ocean and waves. fisherman : “i’m over this seatox, we need to get back to land as i feel i have to much blood running through my […]