religious education
religious education is an hour of a pupils school day dedicated to learning about religious laws and figures that will most likely never affect their life in the future. it is the most pointless hour of bullsh-t you’ll ever have to sit through, honestly just sh-t on the whiteboard and you will get more education out of that. no one really really needs to know what jesus said to rachel that changed her life, it was probably “ may one step on thy knee and .. “ i can’t finish that sentence as it is rather 18+ but my point is, it’s an hour of boulderdash – ignore it kids – the answer to all exam questions is either jesus or the lyrics to jingle bells 🙂
what lesson have you got ?
religious education, i sure am ready to f-cking kill myself
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