religious sex


when a man and a woman want to have s-x but don’t want to sin in the lords eyes. so they rub their p-n-s and v-g-n- together vigorously without penetration.
him: hey do you want to have s-x?
her: no, let’s have religious s-x so god doesn’t smite us for having s-x before marriage.

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