the uninspired, mindless, dogmatic parlance discharged by fervent religious adherents; phraseology frequently encountered include: ‘oh, bless his heart’, ‘the lord moves in mysterious ways’, ‘the devil is a liar’, ‘everything happens for a reason’, ‘thank god!’, it’s a miracle’, i’m so blessed’ and ‘anything is possible through faith’.
religispeak my -ss! get with the f-cking program…answers to real-world problems like ‘does chemotherapy treat cancer’ , don’t even consider prayer, miracles or wishful-thinking; because it is superst-tious, backward and ridiculous.

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