relongation
after a guy gets out of a cold pool, shrinkage occurs and he must wait up to 10 minutes for relongation to fully take place.
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dan: hey throw some clothes on we’re going out
john: gimme a minute, i just went swimming and gotta relongate in case becky walks in on me and sees my 2 inch c-ck.
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if relongation takes more than 4 hours, see your doctor
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