remojify

(v.i.) to reawaken one’s mojo. remojification can have both internal and external causes. where “mojo” can mean self-confidence, self-esteem and/or self-efficacy, remojification can mean restoration and/or increase of any or all of these things. renewed s-xual vitality may inform remojification, but it is not the sum total thereof.
a: i am a poor, pathetic wretch. i cannot succeed at work; i have no money; there are no women who think i’m attractive; i consistently fail to befriend children, the elderly and animals; and, i never say anything remotely clever. i will be lucky if i can spend my life in utter mediocrity without causing anyone else too much harm.

b: man, it’s time for you to remojify! i mean you are just going to -have- to get that mojo back, because it’s the only thing that’s gonna save you, and without it, you’re surely lost! remember, there has to be -some- reason why you’re special! be a spirit, not a ghost! i’m not talking that stuart smalley mumbo-jumbo, either! i’m talking about remembering who you really are! don’t let the b-st-rds grind you down! the movement you need is on your shoulder! just dig deep, my friend. know that i am here for you. i believe in you! i know you can do better! mark my words: you will remojify!