Rendon
a family of mexican mafias originated in mexico and moving its way to the east into texas and the surrounding areas. the rendons are not only the biggest ballers in the atx but highly lethal to their haters.
“a rendon just moved in down the street my n-gg-!”
“oh sh-t dawg thats dannnk!”
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