Rengered
the act of getting completely hammered and talking in the language of rengenese where n-body can understand you. some symptoms may include:
-slurred speech (usually with some kind of foamy spit)
-starting sentences but never finishing them
-a metal dart fully penetrated into your abdomin
-opening your phone and pretending to text
-being unable to speak in general
-wanting to fight everyone but never following through with it
-flipping tables while a drinking game is going on
-giving creepy hugs
-taking your shirt off as a tatic to pick up girls but not talking to them
-f-cking any slopopotamus’s in the general area
-not remembering any of it in the morning
ya dude you tried to fight me last night, you were totally rengered
when someone gets so drunk that they are no longer understandable to the next human being.
dude i was so rengered last night
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