she is the literal definition of amazing.cares too much about others but can be satan when pushed too hard.always ready to lend a hand and will stop you from doing the dumbest things.she’s very tranquil and calm around her friends but a total,maniacal bad-ss around her besties.she stands up for what is right and is very brave.also an enormous potterhead and is married to draco malfoy.when sad,she tells her besties because she knows they can cheer her up tremendously.if that doesn’t work,she resorts to chocolate.she is extremely,extremely beautiful but will always deny it.never lose her if you manage to even catch her or the wrath of h-ll will rain down upon you.
draco:oh darling renisha!i’ve been waiting for you!
boy:darn it draco!she’s mine!
boy 2:heck no!renisha’s mine!
*big fight happens*
- alyssa luce
hot girl dirty blonde always picks her head up boys like her for her personality short/ medium hair length loved by everyone gives out her heart alyssa luce always gets all the boys.
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as show in many dank memes mostly features big black men in a car food machine broke understandable, have a good day
- single married woman
a woman who is married, but her husband is never home having his own hobbies etc. they meet late night in their bedroom and maybe have s-x if he is lucky. she is free to hang with her own friends and do her own hobbies. basically, married but living single. someone asks: are you married? […]
does anybody else dae like getting pegged? scottish word used locally in place of the word do. you have to dae it right now. (allegedly) comes from korean language and means “the essence of cool”. “dae!” the s-xiest b-tch alive jennifer lopez and vida guerra have dae qualities dae is a brazilian expression like eaethat […]
when you get too shmacked and cant function and have to leave the party wally: yo lets cyph person: nahh yo im bedo’ed right now