rental dog


a small pure-bred dog that one can rent by the hour or by the day in tokyo and other large j-panese cities for the express purpose of walking them in parks and pick up girls or guys.
j-panfreak 1: wanna go to a cu-ra-bu tonight?
j-panfresk 2: a club? no, i’m tired of clubs.
jf 1: yellow fever breaking?
jf 2: maybe.
jf 1: i got an idea. let’s go get some rental dogs and walk em in ueno park. that’ll score us a couple of j-girls.
jf 2: awesome! i don’t have to be back at nova until 5.

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