Rental girlfriend
a woman you do girlfriendy things with only on occasion, or for a knowingly shortnded period of time, usually with no intent of a further relationship, aka no strings. these girlfriendy things work for both people, as they now have a date for an event, and likely a good time after the party!
man, did you see “up in the air” with george clooney, he thought he had a rental girlfriend!
you going up to see that rental girlfriend, ronni? sucks you have to wear a suite though, maybe go for a romp in the sack before she heads back to sd?
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