renude contract
where you disrobe to allow your employer to see and/or sample the merchandise as a bribe/exchange for his allowing you to continue working for him, even if your past/present job-performance totally sux otherwise.
though inherently less competent/efficient than her plain-jane co-worker miss blips, the drop-dead-gorgeous miss buxley always tries her best to do a good job so that her male-chauvinist “dirty old man” boss, general amos t. halftrack, will let her keep her job as a secretary at camp swampy, and thus she will not be obliged to debase herself by asking him for a renude contract, much as he would love to have her do so.
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