dydoe
a dydoe is a type of male genital body piercing that p-sses through the ridge of the glans on the head of the p-n-s. commonly, one is centrally placed on the ridge of the glans, or two are placed on either side. less often, a “king’s crown” is where several dydoes are placed around the head of the p-n-s. the jewelry is usually a 14 gauge, curved barbell with a ball on either end, although a ring may be used at a higher chance of rejection. a deep dydoe (also known as “zephyr”) is one that uses a longer barbell and exits near the tip of the p-n-s.
when he f-cks me his dydoes feel awesome and make me squirt.
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