a man who dates women after they’ve had a bad breakup and helps them see that not all men are -ssholes. they aren’t often in long term relationships because when their job is done the woman often leaves for someone better.
person one: hey, did you hear monty and amber are dating?
person two: it won’t last long. he’s just the repair guy.
finest person around town! cool , loyal, and wanted by everyone. d-mn arjiuana, you’re one of a kind !
keyboop is a noun that describes the device commonly on a keychain that disarms and unlocks the doors on an automobile. the term was coined by eric arena because he is a r-t-rd. the word is derived by the fact the keyboop lives on a key chain and makes a “boop boop” sound when used. […]
queen carlisa is such a queen.
- f*ck rainbow six siege
jacob: “let’s kill this -sshole for not helping the team” rainbow six siege: “7 day suspension from pvp” jacob said “f-ck rainbow six siege” out of anger for the bullsh-t the game has caused.
a nilavan is a rare species that roams the wilds on western england, he has a p-ssion for making friends and also being best mates with everyone. he is a lovely guy. also he is a very intelligent specimen. lmf– doe coz he has a wide w-lly it’s used as a complement to a person. […]