Repcon
the reputation condition (repcon) is a measure of one’s reputation in accordance with society protocol. it ascends from level 1 (abysmal) through to level 5 (exceptional).
repcon 5 is standard operating reputation of merit though recent years have proved that repcon 4 is more desirable due to a link with depth of personality. repcon 1 is deemed the lowest ever recorded reputation.
declaration of repcon is decided by the chief of unified negotiation and information theology (c-unit).
repcon 5 – richard bacon (pre blue peter contract termination)
repcon 1 – the most notorious recording of this repcon level was the pied piper of hamelin in 1284. while the inhabitants of hamelin were in church, he played his pipe; attracting the children of hamelin. one hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, where they were lured into a cave and never seen again. this is the lowest uncl-ssified recording of repcon.
example usage:
‘surely that will affect your repcon’
‘i think its time we recl-ssify your repcon’
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