Repetitive Fail Injury

this is much like the medical condition (repet-tive strain injury or rsi) however this applies to actual life situations.

the injury is usually sustained by someone who fails in their everyday life multiple times without having anything positive happen to them.

this injury can become very severe for the most unluckiest of indiviuals.
repet-tive fail injury (rfi), young mr smith (yms)

boss x: finds yms fully inserted into some warm sheets in the laundry cupboard whilst he is supposed to be working hard for the company, 20 minutes later… yms has no job

yms is travelling home and is very sad at his job loss, however on the bright side he will be able to see his wife earlier than expected… unfortunately when yms arrives home and walks into the living room with a large bunch of flowers. he is confronted with no less than a football teams worth of men performing what can only be described as ‘a large spill in the white wash paint aisle in b&q’ to his wife.

yms’s wife: “…sorry??”

immediately leaving yms he decides to try and cheer himself up by taking a trip to the seaside in an attempt to brighten up his day, unfortunately on the way to the beach yms is stopped for speeding and given three points and a £60 fine.

on arrival to the seaside he heads straight for the amus-m-nts. yms sadly has a gambling addiction … after several hours he leaves the amus-m-nts having spent all of his money in fruit machines. apart from 99p which of course is for a mr whippy unbeknown to him the actual price of the famous ’99’ is now £1.65.

as yms is walking back to his car in his sombre state, 16 individual seagulls deposit their earlier meal of chips and general waste upon yms’s head, shoulders, knees and tie.

yms having nowhere to go, no friends or money is now fully diagnosed with rfi.

g-d rest his rfi’d soul.