replacium
the element from which politicians, jobsworths, hollywood action movies, animorphs books and ikea furniture are made. most people will find it impossible to notice or care about any differences between multiple things made of replacium.
“i can’t really decide who to vote for. any suggestions?”
“no. it doesn’t matter. they’re all made of replacium anyway. whoever becomes president is going to bomb a middle eastern country, incarcerate dark-skinned people, and subsidise agribusiness.”
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