Report Card
a piece of paper that is issued to students of any elementary school, middle school, and high school at the end of the quarter. it shows you your grades and comments are usually written in a box.
gilman: this sucks! i’m failing everything!
clint: well maybe if you did some work instead of jacking off all the time you’d be able to pull those grades up.
a piece of paper your school gives you, thinking you are going to have your parents sign it. normally contains the letter “f” or “e” followed by comments from your teachers on how bad of a student you are.
just got my report card, looked at it, all fs, took to the teacher like: throw some ds on the b-tch!
– soulja boy tellem
the source of all nightmares for kids, generally containing mostly c’s when the student has promised his parents good marks.
“timmy, how did you do,” asked the mother curiously.
“oh…right… remember how how you told me you loved me yesterday, before these report cards existed…?
the insignificant school-related item you don’t want your parents to see because you slacked off alot in school.
archie was grounded for a month after he showed his parents his 2nd semester report card.
the #1 cause of suicidal thoughts around the world.
tim: “hey john, can i see your report card?”
john: “hey tim, before i answer that question, do you know a place where i can get any cheap neurotoxins?”
tim: “…..failed all your courses?”
john: “yup.”
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