report-face
the appearance of one’s face during extended periods of report-writing. most heavily -ssociated with microsoft excel and corporate monomania. usually resulting in a blank, dead, or befuddled look upon the face.
hi shane. d-mn, you’ve got serious report-face going on there.
-yah, i’ve had to recl-ssify my primary action items three times already today. it sucks.
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