reportard


one who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. this b-tthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. once the b-tthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.
adam couldn’t handle the heat in illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.

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